Dog Philosophy

Dog Philosophy
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The reason a dog has so many friends is*
that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when* *I die I want to go **where
they went.
-Will Rogers **
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a* *
puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams **
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves* *
you more than **he loves himself. **
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney **
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We give dogs time we can spare, space we* *
can spare and love **we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the **best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam **
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Dogs love their friends and bite their* *
enemies, quite unlike **people, who are incapable of pure love and always
have to **mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner **
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,* *
and to turn around **three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a* *dog.
-Franklin P. Jones **
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, *
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very ,v ery
few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
$3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we
come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him* *
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference*
*between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain**

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of * * that!'
- Dave Barry **
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog*
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.